Been there, done that

Stolen from here, a pointless quiz thing:

Bought everyone in the pub a drink ; Swam with wild dolphins; Climbed a mountain; Taken a Ferrari for a test drive; Been inside the Great Pyramid; Held a tarantula; Taken a candlelit bath with someone; Said ‘I love you’ and meant it; Hugged a tree; Done a striptease; Bungee jumped; Visited Paris; Watched a lightning storm at sea; Stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise; Seen the Northern Lights; Gone to a huge sports game; Walked the stairs to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa; Grown and eaten your own vegetables; Touched an iceberg; Slept under the stars; Changed a baby’s diaper; Taken a trip in a hot air balloon; Watched a meteor shower; Gotten drunk on champagne; Given more than you can afford to charity; Looked up at the night sky through a telescope; Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment; Had a food fight; Bet on a winning horse; Taken a sick day when you’re not ill; Asked out a stranger; Had a snowball fight; Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier; Screamed as loudly as you possibly can; Held a lamb; Enacted a favorite fantasy; Taken a midnight skinny dip; Taken an ice cold bath; Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar; Seen a total eclipse; Ridden a roller coaster; Hit a home run; Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking; Adopted an accent for an entire day; Visited the birthplace of your ancestors; Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment; Had two hard drives for your computer; Visited all the states in your country; Loved your job; Taken care of someone who was wasted; Had enough money to be truly satisfied; Had amazing friends; Danced with a stranger in a foreign country; Watched wild whales; Stolen a sign; Backpacked in Europe; Taken a road-trip; Been rock climbing; Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice; Midnight walk on the beach; Been sky diving; Visited Ireland; Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love; In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them; Visited Japan; Benchpressed your own weight; Milked a cow; Alphabetized your records/cds; Pretended to be a superhero; Sung karaoke; Lounged around in bed all day; Posed nude in front of strangers; Been scuba diving; Got it on to "Let’s Get It On" by Marvin Gaye; Kissed in the rain; Played in the mud; Played in the rain; Gone to a drive-in cinema; Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it; Visited the Great Wall of China; Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog; Dropped Windows in favor of something better; Started a business; Fallen in love and not had your heart broken; Toured ancient sites; Taken a martial arts class; Swordfought for the honor of a woman; Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight; Gotten married; Been in a movie; Crashed a party; Loved someone you shouldn’t have; Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy; Gotten divorced; Gone without food for 5 days; Made cookies from scratch; Won first prize in a costume contest; Ridden a gondola in Venice; Gotten a tattoo; Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on; Rafted the Snake River; Been on television news programs as an "expert"; Got flowers for no reason; Got so drunk you don’t remember anything; Been addicted to some form of illegal drug; Performed on stage; Been to Las Vegas; Recorded music; Eaten shark; Gone to Thailand; Seen Siouxsie live; Bought a house; Been in a combat zone; Buried one or both of your parents; Been on a cruise ship; Spoken more than one language fluently; Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone; Bounced a check; Performed in Rocky Horror; Read - and understood - your credit report; Raised children; Gotten lost in a character; Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy; Followed your favorite band/singer on tour; Created and named your own constellation of stars; Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country; Found out something significant that your ancestors did; Called or written your government representative; Picked up and moved to another city to just start over; Walked the Golden Gate Bridge; Sang loudly in the car and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking; Had plastic surgery; Survived an accident that you should not have survived; Wrote articles for a large publication; Lost over 100 pounds; Held someone while they were having a flashback; Piloted an airplane; Petted a stingray; Broken someone’s heart; Helped an animal give birth; Been fired or laid off from a job; Won money on a T.V. game show; Gone on an African photo safari; Ridden a motorcycle; Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph/160 kph; Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced; Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol; Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild; Ridden a horse; Had major surgery; Had sex on a moving train; Had a snake as a pet; Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon; Slept through an entire flight; Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours; Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states; Visited all 7 continents; Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days; Eaten kangaroo meat; Been a sperm or egg donor; Eaten sushi; Had your picture in the newspaper; Had 2 romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime; Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about; Gotten someone fired for their actions; Gone back to school; Parasailed; Changed your name; Petted a cockroach; Eaten fried green tomatoes; Read The Iliad; Selected one important author who you missed in school, and read; Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them; Gotten 86ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you.; Taught yourself an art from scratch; Killed and prepared an animal for eating; Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt; Skipped all your school reunions; Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language; Been elected to public office; Written your own computer language; Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream; Had to put someone you love into hospice care; Built your own PC from parts; Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you; Had a booth at a street fair; Dyed your hair; Been a DJ; Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal; Written your own role playing game; Been arrested.

I was doing well there until the end...