And for my 370th post:
RESOLUTION OF THE SELF-APPOINTED INTERNATIONAL COMMISSION ON THE STANDARDISATION OF CHRSTIAN NAMES
Formed to create a list of names so easy to spell that even the complete and utter idiots in our society can manage.
Sam Tim Rose Bob
Dan Bruce Brad Bill
Donald Ronald Don Ron
Emma Dave Rob Robert
Hope April Ed Ben
Josh Ted Fred Hal
Ken Len Stan
It's harder than you think to come up with these names. For example, you basically have to eliminate every girl's name that ends with an 'a', because some idiot could arbitarily decide to whack an 'h' on the end, a la Annah. People are stupid, what can I say? Please leave suggestions for further names in the comments - we all need to commit to saving the children of the future from stupid names!
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