McSweeney's rocks my world

In lieu of actual content, I give you a selection of recent McSweeney's Lists (they're going to be funnier than anything I write anyway):

• Nonviolent Westerns: "A Man Called My Little Pony".
• Victoria's Secret: "Chlamydia".
• Reasons the Little Teapot Was Picked On in High School: "She slept around and everyone knew it."
• Things I Might Be Convinced to Give My Left Arm For: "Bionic robot arm".
• Hit Songs of the 1970s and '80s If the South Had Won the Civil War: "Papa, Preach".
• Perks No Longer Allowed to Congress Under the New Proposed Ethics Code: "Choice of two or more toppings at congressional sundae bar"
• Frank McCourt's American History Class: Course Syllabus: "Week 3—Marginalizing the Irish people".