Monday, April 26, 2004

For Bron

This is post especially for Bron, so that she can read it and then write lots of comments so that she can procrastinate a bit more and not consider deep philosophical questions like 'does God exist?' and 'how do they decide what colour to make scissors?'

I think the colour of scissors is the more important question. It's one of my fundamental beliefs, that I can pick up any pair of green scissors, and know that they are for left-handers. Without that knowledge, well, who knows what kind of moral abyss I could find myself in.

Crazy talk. Crazy, crazy talk.

I will now go and contemplate the 1700 word disaster that has become my email to James...

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