Monday, October 11, 2004

Damn those communist perverts

Apparently Green voters watch more porn. First they want to sell ecstasy to our kids, then they want decent Australian tax-payers to fund sex-change operations, and now they obviously all want us to become dirty perverts who love a good bit of porn. Damn those dirty, dirty communist bastards!

But of course, don't forget that "Almost one in four porn users also identified themselves as Coalition voters." That means that out of a coalition front-bench ministry of 30, at least 7 of them like porn. Dirty bastards. I bet little Johnnie likes the really kinky stuff.

This has to be the most ridiculous study ever conducted in Australia, and possibly the world.

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