tights

Has anyone ever tried to buy a pair of tights?!

One of the hardest things I've ever done in my life.

Why oh why are there so many different kinds?!?! And what's with all these 'stay up' ones that, well, don't have tops? I don't understand...

All very traumatic, but I think I finally made the right choice. At least I got them on this morning without putting an enormous whole in them like I did yesterday. There's no way I'm going through the trauma of buying another pair anytime soon...